Question- How much beer can you honestly drink in one day?

Answer- One pony keg per Tom and CJ.

Question- Are there any problems with the police?

Answer- Only when he drinks RaiderAde.

Question- Isn’t seven miles a long way to paddle?

Answer- Thats why we don’t paddle (ok people, I          cannot control the water level so pray to whichever deity you so desire).

Question- Has anyone ever been hurt on this little shindig?

Answer- With or without including the ropeswing injuries?

Question- Can I bring my friends if they don’t know anyone?

Answer- Yes, but if they suck you will catch hell from everyone.

Question- I hate country music, you guys don’t really listen to that shit, do you?

Answer- [inaudible] yea.

Question- Where do we sleep?

Answer- You honestly won’t care by the time your ready to call it a night, believe me.

Question- What should I wear?

Answer- Sometimes nothing but a good river hat.

Question- How much does it cost?

Answer- Depends on how good a friend you are.  (Send tribute, livestock accepted upon inspection).

Question- What do I need to bring?

Answer- Depends (not the diapers).

Question- If there was one thing I should not do, what would that be?

Answer- There are actually a few things.  If, on the night before a wedding is to take place, you get tangled in the 100+ chairs set up for the wedding, puke on the patio, and sleep in the married couple’s bed then you’ve managed to cover all the bases.